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Welcome to the suck: Here's what life at Marine boot camp is like

Established in 1915, Marine Corps Recruit Depot Parris Island churns out 20,000 new Marines every year.
Every Friday, a new crop of Marines leaves the base, and they leave happily.
The 12-week program is widely considered the most hellish of all recruit training regimens in the U.S. Military.
Here at Parris Island, the legendary drill instructors (DIs) make sure every waking moment of a recruit's life is jam-packed with training.
This article was originally written by Geoffrey Ingersoll.

There's only one major road running into Parris Island.

There's only one major road running into Parris Island.
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Gorgeous marshlands stretch for as far as the eye can see all around the island.

Gorgeous marshlands stretch for as far as the eye can see all around the island.
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Recruits who want to run away can't take the only road and are unlikely to brave the alligators in the swamp.

Recruits who want to run away can't take the only road and are unlikely to brave the alligators in the swamp.
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Once they arrive, the first thing they do is shuffle off the bus and line up on the famous yellow footprints.

Once they arrive, the first thing they do is shuffle off the bus and line up on the famous yellow footprints.
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I'm here to watch my cousin graduate, the fifth Marine in my generation.

I'm here to watch my cousin graduate, the fifth Marine in my generation.
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This is what the "house" — as DIs call it — looks like.

This is what the "house" — as DIs call it — looks like.
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There are three "decks," each one housing a training platoon of anywhere from 60 to 85(ish) recruits.

There are three "decks," each one housing a training platoon of anywhere from 60 to 85(ish) recruits.
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My cousin spent the majority of his training living on the second deck of these barracks.

My cousin spent the majority of his training living on the second deck of these barracks.
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This is the back door, and the door the recruits take to get outside. The front door is only for the DIs.

This is the back door, and the door the recruits take to get outside. The front door is only for the DIs.
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As soon as we come in, I ask him to unlock his footlocker. This is a motion he has done so many times under stress that he could probably do it in his sleep. Also, notice that his footlocker is marked on both ends with his name and recruit laundry number. Marines are required to mark their issued gear, and DIs teach recruits the importance of marking everything by periodically ...

As soon as we come in, I ask him to unlock his footlocker. This is a motion he has done so many times under stress that he could probably do it in his sleep. Also, notice that his footlocker is marked on both ends with his name and recruit laundry number. Marines are required to mark their issued gear, and DIs teach recruits the importance of marking everything by periodically ...
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.... ordering recruits to open and dump their lockers, then piling the platoon's belongings into the middle of the squad bay and timing recruits as they sort everything out again. A recruit's entire life is held inside this box. A recruit owns nothing else outside this box.

.... ordering recruits to open and dump their lockers, then piling the platoon's belongings into the middle of the squad bay and timing recruits as they sort everything out again. A recruit's entire life is held inside this box. A recruit owns nothing else outside this box.
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These two removable squares hold various hygiene gear and handbooks. Below them a recruit's issued utility uniform is usually folded neatly and staged for use.

These two removable squares hold various hygiene gear and handbooks. Below them a recruit's issued utility uniform is usually folded neatly and staged for use.
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Not an inch of space is wasted in the "squad bay," the common living area for recruits.

Not an inch of space is wasted in the "squad bay," the common living area for recruits.
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Every single recruit arranges their life exactly like the recruit beside him or her.

Every single recruit arranges their life exactly like the recruit beside him or her.
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Because graduation is close, recruits have their dress and service uniforms staged for pickup.

Because graduation is close, recruits have their dress and service uniforms staged for pickup.
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All the uniforms are meticulously stored based on what the Senior DI orders.

All the uniforms are meticulously stored based on what the Senior DI orders.
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Recruits will sleep head to toe and stagger their racks in order to keep disease and sickness from quickly spreading through the platoon. (Regardless, each recruit will get badly ill at least once during training.)

Recruits will sleep head to toe and stagger their racks in order to keep disease and sickness from quickly spreading through the platoon. (Regardless, each recruit will get badly ill at least once during training.)
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Throughout boot camp, recruits are bombarded with general Marine Corps knowledge as part of a comprehensive indoctrination program.

Throughout boot camp, recruits are bombarded with general Marine Corps knowledge as part of a comprehensive indoctrination program.
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Posted up all over the squad bay are bits and pieces of general knowledge a recruit is expected to know prior to taking written exams.

Posted up all over the squad bay are bits and pieces of general knowledge a recruit is expected to know prior to taking written exams.
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Further toward the front of the bay is the quarterdeck, part of which is set aside for a small "gym."

Further toward the front of the bay is the quarterdeck, part of which is set aside for a small "gym."
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To the left of the gym (on the "port" side) is the DI "hut."

To the left of the gym (on the "port" side) is the DI "hut."
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Recruits who are reporting or requesting permission to talk to DIs will stand on those footprints and slap that hand print.

Recruits who are reporting or requesting permission to talk to DIs will stand on those footprints and slap that hand print.
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Posted beside the door, in case a nervous recruit forgets, are the precise directions for how to request permission.

Posted beside the door, in case a nervous recruit forgets, are the precise directions for how to request permission.
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My brother's wife gives it a try.

My brother's wife gives it a try.
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Back on the starboard side, at the very front, is "the head": Bathrooms and showers.

Back on the starboard side, at the very front, is "the head": Bathrooms and showers.
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Marines (for this training battalion) urinate in troughs. Posted above the trough is how to read urine color for body hydration.

Marines (for this training battalion) urinate in troughs. Posted above the trough is how to read urine color for body hydration.
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Soap and hand sanitizer stand like Marines in formation all the way down. Hygiene is a huge emphasis when you're living with 80 other people.

Soap and hand sanitizer stand like Marines in formation all the way down. Hygiene is a huge emphasis when you're living with 80 other people.
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No, toilets do not have doors. This is so recruits can't hide from DIs, for safety purposes.

No, toilets do not have doors. This is so recruits can't hide from DIs, for safety purposes.
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Posted inside each stall is a bit of knowledge recruits need to know.

Posted inside each stall is a bit of knowledge recruits need to know.
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Lysol and toilet paper are also stowed in precise fashion all the way down.

Lysol and toilet paper are also stowed in precise fashion all the way down.
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Weight standards are strict Corps-wide, but even stricter on Parris Island.

Weight standards are strict Corps-wide, but even stricter on Parris Island.
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Showers are community — my little brother for scale.

Showers are community — my little brother for scale.
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Back outside, near the DI hut, drill orders are written out for recruit memorization. Close order drill is of major emphasis at Parris Island.

Back outside, near the DI hut, drill orders are written out for recruit memorization. Close order drill is of major emphasis at Parris Island.
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Recruits memorize drill movements through use of "ditties," words and phrases they say in unison as they receive the order on the march. Later, once they're good, they'll drop the ditties and perform all orders silently.

Recruits memorize drill movements through use of "ditties," words and phrases they say in unison as they receive the order on the march. Later, once they're good, they'll drop the ditties and perform all orders silently.
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With our backs to the front door, this is what a DI sees when he looks down the squad bay.

With our backs to the front door, this is what a DI sees when he looks down the squad bay.
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The recruit's view outside the window is simply more barracks and laundry equipment.

The recruit's view outside the window is simply more barracks and laundry equipment.
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On the way out, I notice one guy who put his lock on backwards. Even in the end, this guy will get hammered if the DIs notice.

On the way out, I notice one guy who put his lock on backwards. Even in the end, this guy will get hammered if the DIs notice.
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Outside I climb the rope at the end of the obstacle course, for old time's sake.

Outside I climb the rope at the end of the obstacle course, for old time's sake.
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My brothers and cousins give me hell for not touching the top piece of wood, I'm just desperately trying not to fall.

My brothers and cousins give me hell for not touching the top piece of wood, I'm just desperately trying not to fall.
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On the drive out I notice a bunch of recruits in the sand pit doing push-ups and various calisthenics. A crowd of onlookers from graduation has gathered, smiles on their faces while these recruits chew dirt and the DI screams. Ask me if I miss it, I'd tell you sometimes. The sandpit is not one of those things I miss though.

 On the drive out I notice a bunch of recruits in the sand pit doing push-ups and various calisthenics. A crowd of onlookers from graduation has gathered, smiles on their faces while these recruits chew dirt and the DI screams. Ask me if I miss it, I'd tell you sometimes. The sandpit is not one of those things I miss though.
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