A married
man went to confess and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with
another married woman.”
The priest
said, “What do you mean, almost?”
The man
said, “Well, we got naked and rubbed our bodies together, but then we stopped.”
The priest
said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that
woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put 5000 in the
donation box.”
The man left
the confessional, said his
prayers, and
then walked over to the
donation
box.
He paused
for a second and then started to leave.
The priest
quickly ran over to him saying, “I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the
donation box!”
The man
replied, “Yeah, but I rubbed the
5000 on the
box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in.”
Pls Judge
the matter!!!!
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