Really,
women don't need to scream or create a scene at every given opportunity. I had
this great experience recently. Please read;
I was
hanging out with my friends yesterday evening , so we ordered for fresh fish
and drinks, the next person beside us came in with his girlfriend and ordered
drinks and fish too. They were drinking and holding their hands together, the
lady was resting on the guys shoulder. Apparently, they were having fun.
However, their joy was short lived because, before we knew it, a woman walked
in with a baby not more than 4 months old. She quietly pulled up and joined the
table of the two love birds.
It was a
moment to behold as the young girl looked surprised and angry at the same time
obviously not impressed with the fact that someone came to invade their
privacy. The man on the other hand was so quiet and looked totally confused.
Then the
woman called the Bar attendant "please give me a bottle of malt and Fresh
fish" and they served her. At this point, her baby started crying and she
fed her and continued eating obviously enjoying every moment. Not done with
whatever game she was playing, she further ordered for two fresh fish (point
and kill), they told her its #1500 each she said she needed two of the fish and
ordered for Isi-ewu 3 full mortar, they did and packaged all for her.
Finally with
a wry smile playing on her beautiful but sweaty face, she now ordered for 7
cans of malt which they also gave her.
All these
while, the man was kind of scared for the woman not to create a Scene at the
joint, while the girl he came with was no longer comfortable.
Satisfied,
the woman now stood up to leave with her loot and no one would have been the
wiser if the bar the man had not walked up to her and said , "Please madam
your money"
That was
when the bubble bursted as she blurted out "My husband here will
pay". She quietly dropped her baby on the man's laps and went off with her
Goodies.
The silence
that followed was breathtaking.
Surprisingly,
immediately the woman, several other men quickly paid their bills and left as
if expecting their own wives to turn up too.
Men! Abeg,
who do us this thing?
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