The South
African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced
plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.
Speaking to
representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced
the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking
Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in
that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate
traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means
we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.
The
announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who
had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase
for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to
make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those
outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.
He also
invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents
permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he
agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence
permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches.
We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.
Applications
is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an
appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109
witches.
Source:
Daily Guide
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