AFTERNOON JOKE!!!

EVENING JOKE!!!!!!

A fat man saw an advertisement that said,

“Lose 5kg in a week.”

He made a phone call and said, “I would like

to join!” The lady who responded welcomed

the idea and asked him to be ready 6am the

following day.

The following morning, he got to the gym

and was taken to a room. He opened the

door and found a beautiful woman there

clad in only a shirt and underpants.

She said, “If you can catch me, you can sleep

with me!” The lady started running, while

the man started to run after her. But he

could not catch her. During the whole week,

he tried hard to catch her but could not. He,

however, lost 5kg in the process!

He then asked for the 10kg programme. The

next time, he opened the door and found

another woman clad in a bikini who said, “If

you catch me, you can sleep with me.”

He lost 10kg that week although he did not

catch the woman. So, he thought this was

an awesome programme and then

requested the 25kg weight loss programme.

The lady said, “Are you sure? It’s really

tough!”

“Why not?”, he asked. The following day at

6am, he opened the door expecting to see a

totally naked girl. But he found a mad

woman instead.

The mad woman said, “If I catch you, I will

sleep with you!”

That week, the man lost 40kg.

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